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Shout out to my friend @larryjohnsonsfm​ We have a bad habit of not following our own genius advices.. I tell him to do more SFW stuff, cuz it helps with mood shifts.. i guess? More cut pics. But i hardly do so myself, so pulled through and made these
Dog Behavior and Human Pregnancy
The bigger they are, the harder they fall
Learn to ignore the naysayers’ noise
Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Amazing Sex..
hkluterman: Always listen to your brain wolf.
worship her body no matter what size it is
bdsmpetplay: What are some red flags to look our for in the BDSM community?Throws tantrums when they don’t get what they want First message is a picture of their genitalia (penis/testicles/vagina/ass/etc.) Demand submission on first messageSends
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Please reblog this if it's alright to come to you for advice or to just rant. Thank you.
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adapadapa: goatygoatyeah: ridiculously-trifling: this is what i tell myself every time i feel bad about art thanks jake Good advice everyone should listen to! This is my advice to anybody having trouble with anything. The true Advice Dog.
LOL xD
http://efr-s.tumblr.com/post/181866043637/please-help-meThank you for everything!After I heard your advice, I consulted with various volunteer groups.I was waiting for them with the dogs…And finally, now the dogs are being rescued gradually!Volunt
straightedgemama: thew0lfqueen: Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with This is like really sound advice though
the-lukas-family-dog: glompcat: This question and its answer from The New York Times work advice column is W I L D. This is fucking hilarious though
aspergersissues:There’s something about getting advice from dogs that I like. I saved a bunch of these recently, so here’s a dump of most of them.
dinner-blaster-zero: blairgh: lonelystiles: relationship advice: get a dog instead
aspergersissues: There’s something about getting advice from dogs that I like.
advice-animal: If you think dogs can’t count…http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ Hahahahaha…… because Im suck a prick I’d just like to point out that this doesnt proves that dogs can count at all…. scientifically speaking.
advice-animal: Big Difference Between Dogs And Catshttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal: Wait, What Dog?http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal: They Want The Childhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ This isn’t funny. Geese are vicious… legit… some places still use them instead of guard dogs…
advice-animal: Dog Wants His Owner’s Attentionhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal: dogs vs catsadvice-animal.tumblr.com
advice-animal: Dog Cop, Reporting for Duty!http://advice-animal.tumblr.com
advice-animal: The evolvement of our generation’s vocabulary is enlighteningadvice-animal.tumblr.com Manwhore has been around for years. Also men get called slut. Also cad. Dog. Cur. Etc. Theres a lot. Y’all are retarded. lol
advice-animal: Dammit, dog!advice-animal.tumblr.com
lmao… I can’t tell if this is serious advice or a joke…
advice-animal:poor dog
catbountry: ayesiwmae: ayesiwmae: that one advice dog that says like “THERE’S A POINT WHERE THIS NEEDS TO STOP AND WE HAVE CLEARLY CROSSED IT”, completely covering the dog up is by fucking far my favorite meme ever this gem right here I still
outofworkderpy: Win’Kat’U: Sorry, I can’t help it. ^_^; Derpy: (Sigh) Hey everyone, What will derpy choose? Feel free to send an ask with your guess, thoughts, or advice for Derpy! ((I think I like Win’Kat’U the blink dog! XD I forgot
adurot: vikinglumberjack: advice-animal: Walking The Dog Will Be A Challengehttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ Fuck yes. Would definitely be pretty secure during the zombie apocalypse. Oh wow Owo
thedailywhat: Behind The Memes of the Day: A quick + dirty photo collage of the cuddly creatures behind some of the more popular Advice Dog spinoffs, starting with the pup that launched a thousand memes (top left). [sofapizza.]
innocenttmaan:After a trip to Africa, actress Tippi Hedren, her husband Noel Marshall, and their actress daughter Melanie Griffith, wanted to make a movie about lions. At the advice of Ron Oxley, an animal trainer who said that “to get to know about
advice-animal: If you lost your dog this is going to help you…http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
koisnake: yowulf: Help! Loki the Kai Ken is our baby and we love him so much. He is still incredibly shy and fearful and we’ve spoken to many Kai Ken owners and dog pros for advice. Many say his case is ‘extreme’ since he’s still fearful after
adventuretime: There have been a ton of wondrous quotes from Adventure Time, but this may the most soul-smacking. knickinator: This. This is pretty good advice.
lonelystiles: relationship advice:get a dog instead
nevermore117: aobaseralonde: seilfie: heathazehero: fireandiceandrageandkittens: mylifeasaweapon: koujackie: mylifeasaweapon: Sex advice: DMMD is not a how to guide DO NOT BITE THE D AND SALIVA IS NOT LUBE DO NOT FUCK THE DOG if your robot
animal-factbook: Dog: “hey, you know how you said I can be anything I want to be?”Owner: “Yeah?”Dog: “I took your advice and I’m a seat cushion now.”Owner: “…”Dog: “now help me get on the seat so I can fulfill my life’s goal.”Owner: “…”
aspergersissues: There’s something about getting advice from dogs that I like. I saved a bunch of these recently, so here’s a dump of most of them.
No more rawhide bones for juvia. She’s ever gotten sick from them before but She just got sick a bunch around the bedroom so I put her downstairs in her crate to sleep. I hope that was the right thing to do. She loves that crate and I’m hoping
sapphicdalliances: the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato. sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where
gemmafemma: ✓ creative expression✓ the spirit of the universe✓ watching a plant grow✓ watching a dog play✓ feeling nature inside you‘it doesn’t have to be perfect, i just has to exist’ is a new zine by gemma flack about making things,
mothcub: Guilt Dog II: Redemption
cevanscentral:“You know what my advice would be? Adopt a dog! Everyone should go out and get a dog. If you don’t have a dog in your life, especially during this time, you’re missing out.” — Chris Evans
Men are dogs, so think of them like pets. They want a lot of attention and validation, but you need to be firm with them.You need to train them to fetch you orgasms, and they all need to be …fixed, with a chastity cage.
blairgh: lonelystiles: relationship advice:get a dog instead
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